He should open every sentence like this, I’m the Doctor, I’m a Timelord, I’m from the planet Gallifrey, In the constellation of Kasterborus, I’m 903 years old, and I’m the man who is gonna order a pumkin spice chai tea because it’s quite chilly out and I enjoy those flavors in autumn.
tell me which part of yourself
you hate the most
so I know exactly where to plant my lips
every time I see you
let me provide a series of words which will strike fear into the hearts of all of my british followers
- sixth form
I’m literally terrified